I'm sorry my penis didn't work
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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