If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
I intend to get homeless drunk
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
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