My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
