butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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