and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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