I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
bl l w
this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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