You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
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i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
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But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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