I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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