yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
i just had sex bonerless
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
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Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
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Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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