Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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