Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
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He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
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I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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