As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
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I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
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Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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