worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
You are a genius and a whore.
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
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