those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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