She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
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So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
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he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
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