Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
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I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
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Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
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