My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
just tell him i said nine months
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
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He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
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Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Let's get the cat blown out
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize