I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
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My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
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I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
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