The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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