Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
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i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
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Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
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