I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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