Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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