then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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