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she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
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It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
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I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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