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(973): View more from New Jersey

Plan B is the new Plan A

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(503): View more from Oregon

You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."

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(203): View more from Connecticut

I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.

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(919): View more from North Carolina

Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.

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(770): View more from Georgia

You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.

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(937): View more from Ohio

Are you feeling better yet?

(937): View more from Ohio

I need a nap and a new butthole

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