You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
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