so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
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The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
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it is shots o' clock and I am never late
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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