Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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