batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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