fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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