Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
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deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
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When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
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