good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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