We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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