Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
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Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
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Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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