He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
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