we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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