**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
I miss vodka workout Fridays
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
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