What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
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His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
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i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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