Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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