Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
4 words: hood of his car
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
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..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
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so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Randomize