You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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