Hey man sorry I got all grabby
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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