so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
You're so nebulous sometimes
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
I am one with the molecules
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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