barbara walters just said penis...
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
Note to all middle aged "I totally let myself go after childbirth" frumpy mothers: I do not dress this way for your husbands. Stop looking at me like that. It's not my fault.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
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I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
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Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
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