Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
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You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
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He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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