also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
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My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
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he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
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