I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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