She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
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he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
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Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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