i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
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Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
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There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
How does it feel to date your dad?
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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