The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
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Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
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Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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