never play flip cup with pint glasses
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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