Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
MIDGETS
????
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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