Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
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I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
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Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
Mass text: dear whatever jerk off who thinks they stole drugs from me. It was birth control. Go fuck yourself. And pray that I don't get pregnant.
Who puts their birth control in a bottle with a smiley face?!
Oh fuck wait
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