Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
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vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
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You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
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