that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
I am spending my child support on dildos
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
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she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
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Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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