just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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